Every since man kind was created love was always in the air. Love is a funny thing and it often makes people do crazy things. Have you ever did a crazy thing for a crush you had growing up? like did you giving them flowers, chocolates or try and ask them out? How that go for you? my bet you crashed landed and couldn't even find enough courage to actually go through with your plan. Well lucky for you I have a few tips kind of like Ned Declassified School Survival Guide but a better Joe Shaw version. Step one if you like a girl why don't you try and write her a song, a play or poem, A great example of this step is Shakespeare. Shakespeare a poet, playwright and actor in the 14th century he was a monster for writing plays about love. some of those plays being Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummers Night Dream, Twelfth Night, and many more no question Shakespeare was a man on a mission to impress the one he had a crush on. Hey who knows if you don't get the girl you might have found a new love a love for writing.
Step Two don't be afraid to talk to her. Gentleman don't be a scaredy cat and not talk to a girl you like. You don't want to look like the weird guy that is always looking at her from the corner. Just go up to her and introduce yourself so she knows who you are. Then you go from there maybe if your lucky she thinks your cute too. If you want to know how it's done read the book FEED. In the novel FEED Titus is afraid to talk to violet at first but then he gets enough courage to ask her to come out with him and his friends later to a club. Yes shit goes down at the club but he still was a man and
asked the girl he thought was cute out on a date. But say if you strike out on the girl you have a crush on don't think your ugly theirs always a Juliet for you, you just got to take a chance and see what happens. As Thomas J. Watson says "Every time we've moved ahead in IBM, it was because someone was willing to take a chance, put his head on the block, and try something new."
Step three get her number. Getting a girls number is easier then you think fellas, and if you follow the three steps I am about to tell you I promise you will have it in no time. Frist you want to follow step two of my book by going up to her and start a conversation. This is the most important step of the whole thing because if you don't approach her and talk to her you can't do the next two steps I'm about to tell you. The next step is the trickiest part this is where you have to sweat talk her and drop
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!" but if you really want to impress her hit her with this line "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile." If all hope fails and for what ever reason those great lines don't work start quoting Bruno Mars songs. You might think I'm crazy but listen from personal experience once you drop a quote from a Bruno Mars song on her she thinks you are a sweat guy and falls in love with you right there on the spot. Last step is to ask for her number. If you did one and two right number three is like a no brainer for her.
Step four and the final step to getting a girl ask her out. The time has come for you to ask your crush out. When you ask your crush out try and do it in away so they don't think it's a date maybe ask them to tag along with a group of friends to the mall or something. When you become more friendly with her the time has come to ask her out on a date just you and her no body else. A great first date is a movie or something cheap because you don't want to go over board and spend like $200 on her on the first date, that will just makes it hard to one up yourself on the next date. After you go out with her a couple of times spoil her more and more if she says she likes something take note of it and buy it for her. Girls love the little things you do for them it makes them feel appreciated and a girl that feels appreciated will be yours for a long time. If you follow these four simple rules I have laid out for you I grantee that your little crush will be your girlfriend in no time.
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